Wednesday, July 23, 2014

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(Source: freeparadise)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

(Source: fabulusly)

greatwhiteprivilege:

guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*